New Rule: Badges & Pooping

Pooping @ work is typically an anonymous activity. There’s a strict, yet unwritten code of conduct that forbids communication of any kind whilst in the loo. The whole mystique is shattered when a person’s badge is boldly announcing your shitmate’s name from a smiling picture next to their crumpled pants. To that, I submit a New Rule: Put your badge in your pocket when nature calls you to the Office Throne, gents. Otherwise I’ll be forced to associate you with your stank and fartsmell. All in favor?